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Total Time Wasted: 646 Days, 8 Hours, 4 Minutes Incidents Entered: 124
Total Dollars Wasted: $5,204.00 (Hard) / $3,943.00 (Soft) Unique Incident Views: 41,397
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Total Time Wasted is the aggregate amount of all Incidents posted. Hard Dollars Wasted are funds actually expended due to the Incident, while Soft Dollars Wasted are monies lost due to missed opportunities or wasted manhours. Incident Entered refers to the total number of Incidents entered into the system. The Unique Incident Views value is the total number of times that all Incidents have been viewed by unique visitors (i.e. each unique visitor's view of a particular incident is counted only once). Today's Incident Views is the count for the current day (based on USA Pacific Time) of all Incident Views (not necessarily unique views by visitor).



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Key Incidents Posted

Ten Most Recent Incidents RSS Feed for the 10 Most Recent Incident Postings

Title Funny
(Avg/Votes)		 Annoying
(Avg/Votes)
 
Unexpected phone call4.58 / 193.47 / 19
   07/02/2007 20:56:38Views: 345Comments: 2
 
Why are you still at home???3.96 / 285.54 / 28
   04/26/2007 17:31:50Views: 374Comments: 3
 
Drinks?? With You??4.37 / 274.50 / 24
   03/02/2007 14:54:40Views: 465Comments: 0
 
stickittoya4.75 / 205.04 / 25
   03/02/2007 12:06:19Views: 739Comments: 10
 
Tech Support speaks English as a Second Language5.51 / 356.00 / 46
   02/20/2007 20:30:29Views: 523Comments: 0
 
Homeland Security4.95 / 574.74 / 53
   02/14/2007 09:26:09Views: 564Comments: 1
 
Rhode Island Water Supply Board Customer Service Idiots5.59 / 465.60 / 58
   02/13/2007 10:58:28Views: 511Comments: 4
 
Valentine's Day5.17 / 425.13 / 47
   02/13/2007 07:33:37Views: 702Comments: 9
 
Feather5.75 / 726.00 / 69
   02/02/2007 10:13:19Views: 649Comments: 3
 
Whack Your Boss5.30 / 535.26 / 53
   02/01/2007 17:04:03Views: 1025Comments: 4
 

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Ten Most Annoying Incidents RSS Feed for the 10 Most Annoying Incidents

Title Funny
(Avg/Votes)		 Annoying
(Avg/Votes)
 
The woman who never shuts up3.09 / 237.32 / 22
   01/20/2007 15:02:55Views: 302Comments: 6
 
You did what to your neighbor's cat???6.06 / 537.28 / 58
   01/12/2007 12:17:18Views: 554Comments: 2
 
The Tea Kettle5.37 / 196.91 / 23
   01/19/2007 14:27:38Views: 245Comments: 1
 
Babel- the movie of death5.77 / 356.84 / 44
   01/11/2007 23:56:22Views: 337Comments: 0
 
Gotta love people who think they are important5.15 / 346.77 / 31
   01/19/2007 11:42:41Views: 398Comments: 2
 
Soul Plane5.27 / 336.72 / 39
   01/11/2007 10:58:52Views: 243Comments: 0
 
Most Dumbest thing I ever heard5.54 / 266.66 / 32
   01/20/2007 05:50:16Views: 358Comments: 3
 
Once she's pregnant we'll never have a moment's peace4.88 / 436.63 / 52
   01/10/2007 12:17:18Views: 351Comments: 3
 
Tea - and tea, and tea, and tea5.00 / 356.63 / 40
   01/14/2007 18:58:15Views: 349Comments: 0
 
Ultraviolet4.11 / 356.60 / 42
   01/09/2007 18:43:04Views: 245Comments: 3
 

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Ten Most Funny Incidents RSS Feed for the 10 Most Humorous Incidents

Title Funny
(Avg/Votes)		 Annoying
(Avg/Votes)
 
She Bit the Peach6.75 / 364.15 / 41
   01/13/2007 09:53:11Views: 276Comments: 1
 
My dad is not a handy man6.71 / 723.98 / 53
   01/11/2007 13:03:40Views: 640Comments: 2
 
Chuck the Jack6.62 / 296.21 / 34
   01/19/2007 14:23:05Views: 257Comments: 2
 
Nice Butt!!!!!6.50 / 263.00 / 27
   01/10/2007 10:39:29Views: 275Comments: 3
 
Raw Cheeks6.33 / 453.95 / 44
   01/13/2007 09:37:34Views: 281Comments: 0
 
Laughter in the Theater6.27 / 304.59 / 32
   01/21/2007 08:57:44Views: 413Comments: 3
 
The Hammer6.26 / 355.00 / 17
   01/20/2007 09:44:11Views: 298Comments: 2
 
Incompetent Pizza Order taker6.22 / 415.78 / 32
   01/08/2007 15:24:04Views: 319Comments: 5
 
I did not buy that Pay-Per-View6.06 / 186.35 / 17
   01/07/2007 19:48:12Views: 236Comments: 1
 
You did what to your neighbor's cat???6.06 / 537.28 / 58
   01/12/2007 12:17:18Views: 554Comments: 2
 

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Ten Most Viewed Incidents RSS Feed for the 10 Most Viewed Incident Postings

Title Funny
(Avg/Votes)		 Annoying
(Avg/Votes)
 
Thank you, British Lady5.11 / 744.72 / 57
   01/08/2007 21:47:47Views: 1511Comments: 4
 
Whack Your Boss5.30 / 535.26 / 53
   02/01/2007 17:04:03Views: 1025Comments: 4
 
Top 10 things I didn't need to hear5.53 / 796.31 / 67
   01/18/2007 12:41:30Views: 792Comments: 7
 
Yes it is plugged in5.67 / 665.51 / 59
   01/23/2007 13:55:04Views: 771Comments: 1
 
stickittoya4.75 / 205.04 / 25
   03/02/2007 12:06:19Views: 739Comments: 10
 
Valentine's Day5.17 / 425.13 / 47
   02/13/2007 07:33:37Views: 702Comments: 9
 
Fat, Lazy Supervisor4.39 / 495.88 / 51
   01/23/2007 08:21:40Views: 672Comments: 2
 
Feather5.75 / 726.00 / 69
   02/02/2007 10:13:19Views: 649Comments: 3
 
My dad is not a handy man6.71 / 723.98 / 53
   01/11/2007 13:03:40Views: 640Comments: 2
 
Darn AT&T4.10 / 626.39 / 57
   01/22/2007 12:12:53Views: 626Comments: 3
 

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Ten Least Viewed Incidents RSS Feed for the 10 Least Viewed Incident Postings

Title Funny
(Avg/Votes)		 Annoying
(Avg/Votes)
 
Never Take Music Advice From A Girlfriend4.17 / 245.75 / 24
   01/16/2007 17:05:26Views: 224Comments: 0
 
Wal-Mart on Sunday's2.92 / 125.79 / 14
   01/19/2007 10:25:01Views: 225Comments: 0
 
Scary Movie 15.38 / 395.10 / 29
   01/06/2007 22:44:12Views: 226Comments: 0
 
Harry Potter and the Bible5.46 / 245.23 / 22
   01/06/2007 22:57:39Views: 226Comments: 0
 
The Loud Guy3.94 / 165.94 / 16
   01/07/2007 04:45:38Views: 226Comments: 1
 
Book Club Selection5.73 / 304.88 / 32
   01/07/2007 19:16:15Views: 226Comments: 1
 
Do I need to know your daily routine?5.22 / 234.92 / 25
   01/14/2007 10:04:32Views: 226Comments: 0
 
Cleanup in lane 64.29 / 245.11 / 27
   01/14/2007 17:20:09Views: 226Comments: 0
 
open season3.47 / 303.88 / 33
   01/10/2007 20:20:20Views: 227Comments: 0
 
busy work3.36 / 286.07 / 29
   01/11/2007 15:31:16Views: 227Comments: 1
 

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